And if you sleep with snakes....

Lemme tell you why internet dating is a pile of shit.

First of all, it's really expensive. They can do that because they know that if you are lonely enough to consider selling yourself on the internet like some product- then you're probably desperate enough to shell out $75 to do it. Second- they either set you up with like eighty undesirable people- ugly, unemployed, to old, illiterate, or just plain dull individuals who you wouldn't date even if you did meet them on the street- or when you do find someone who strikes your fancy, they don't like you! Finally- when you see those god damned E Harmony commercials and everyone looks so God damned happy you feel like a freak because where the hell is your soul mate? So then you shell out another $75 because maybe your soulmate is out there, you're just not looking hard enough- but dammit- no. Fucking crap.

I don't know, I just had to say that- what made me think about that? Oh yeah- having a daytime beer with my hot neighbor. Don't get your hopes up, I know I'm not.

Well, there ya go.