The Dream Team (long a** clip show)

For awhile now,I have been referring to my own personal "dream team" of friends. I point them out when their in movies, or when they make a tv appearance. It's like- "Oh there's Jennifer Anniston. She's on my dream team." And it's all well an good- but I figure, what's the point of blogging if you can't make an official looking list that has absolutely no point whatsoever?

So I've decided to make my list official. This is my official Dream Team. Now, in order to make it official, I have to take stock of my actual friends. After all, how can you cast the perfect team of friends without a list of characters? Now, as usual I won't name names- I'll just use personalities or defining characteristics. rather who they are to me. Here goes:

The Crazy One
The One Who's Hotter Than You But Is Still Awesome
The Conscience
The One You May Have Wanted To Sleep With at One Time- (But not anymore. You somehow became friends, along the way and now you don't see them that way anymore.)
The Funny One
The One You Would Still Sleep With If Given a Chance
The Gay Quota- (Some people don't have a gay quota. Mine is five. You need the super gay, the not so gay, the power gay, the might-be gay and the best gay. Five. Life is incomplete without the five.)
The Smart One and of course
The Bestie

So there's the cast. Let's do this!

Crazy One: No other than La Lohan herself. Honestly- who could do it better? She's fun, she's wild, she's sometimes gay, she's in rehab, she's out of rehab- lets face it. Bitch is crazy.

Hotter but awesome: To quote an old friend of mine "she's so cute I just want to put her on a fucking keychain" (He was in the gay quota, btw) Sure, she's a supermodel, but she's awesome, right?

The Conscience:
This took awhile to cast until I realized- wait a second-
Smart One:
BAM!! Double cast!! And why not? Your conscience should be your smart friend. Plus I just really want to be friends with Michelle Obama.

Friend You Wanted Sleep With Once:
Look don't judge me. But, look, ok, he's really funny. Anyway, he's all married with kids, etc- We're better as friends.

Funny One: Nuff said.

Friend You Would Still Sleep With:
Yeah I would.

Gay Quota:
Super Gay
Power Gay Not-So-Gay Might-Be-Gay
Best Gay. (Because apparently when you're best friends with him, you're also hugely famous. Plus British!!)

And finally- last but certainly not least.... The Bestie:
NOT UP FOR RECAST.

So there it is- the Dream Team. Check them out. Worship them- wish they were your friends. And you know- maybe cast your own dream team. You'd be surprised how fun and ridiculously time consuming it is. Yay?

And there ya go.