Douche-onary Part 1

Douchebag :

An individual who has an over-inflated sense of self worth, compounded by a low level of intellegence, behaving ridiculously in front of colleagues with no sense of how moronic he appears.

Jewchebag: a Jewish douchebag.

Goychebag: A non-Jewish douchebag (as referred by a Jew. eg: "did you see McGrady make fun of Cohen's jew-fro? What a nazi goyche-bag."

Gaychebag: A gay douchebag

Feircebag: A fabulous female (or gay male) who is also a massive douchebag

Douche-fuck: A huge screw up made by a douchebag. (eg: McGrady's presentation was a huge douche-fuck. McGrady fails at life.")

Douche-K: A douchebag that hails from the UK. (Also acceptable: Euro-douche, Brit-bag, Douche` [doosh- ay])

Douchette: 1. A female douchebag (Also acceptable:douche-baggette)
2. An obnoxious girlfriend of a douchebag