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I've discovered a strange, new, unabashedly self-involved pastime.

Now- let me just say for the record that I don't necessarily recommend this website for everyone. It takes a specific person to get involved with this sort of thing. The kind of person that sees a new nighttime soap opera by the creators of 90210 based in Orange County and says "Yeah, ok. I need to check that out." The sort of person that buys a purse from Lauren Conrad's website, because, why not? The kind of person that not only reads celebrity gossip, but is just dying to know what bitchy things the celebrities themselves have to say- someone like yours truly.

So the first time I logged onto Twitter, it seemed incredibly pointless. You know when you log onto Facebook and type what you're doing, about to do or thinking in the little status window? "Jenn is....." That's what Twitter is, basically. You log on and you change your status. there are no pictures, no bulletins, no surveys, no games, just "Jenn is...". BORING!!!

Then I started looking for other people. Leave it to me to not even think about finding my friends. No, I immediately went in search of B-D list celebrities. Sure enough, there's Kristen Stewart, John Mayer, Lacey Schwimmer, Michael Buckley- all Twittering. (actually, they call it tweeting.) So, if John Mayer wants to make a snarky comment, I see it. Kristen Stewart wants to comment on Robert Pattinson's breath? BAM there it is. Oh- and is Samantha Ronson Tweeting on her break up with Lindsay Lohan? You bet she is!! Ok- that's fun. A little voyeuristic but fun.

Then- I added it to my mobile. Yeah, that's right. I could tweet without having to be online. I didn't need to be a phone petter to put a deliciously random update on my Twitter account.

So now all of my friends need to get Twitter accounts. Oh, I know, blah, blah, it's not fun, blah, blah whatever. Get over it. If we all do this together, it will be awesome, I promise. As fun as an OC party, well, no nothing is as fun as an OC party (cuz an OC party don't stop...)but almost as fun, promise.

And I know you're not registered yet because I've already gone looking for you. Jump on the bandwagon, people!!!!