Tuesday, October 31, 2006

I found Jesus!

Jesus really does have a myspace profile! Why am I shocked my this? No- the man (?) actually has 4! Here:

The first one is clearly a jokester with a blasphemous sense of humor. Jesus #1

And the second one is someone trying to convert people. From My space? Jesus #2

Okay, Jesus #3 confuses me because I can't tell if it's a joke or not.. He's all "I'm the alpha and the Omega..." yada. In his blog, but he has 666 friends and among them is Stephen Colbert and a 9/11 conspiracy theorist. hmmm.

Finally- Our 4th and final Jesus Is a total freak.

Wowza. I didn't expect people to be so into posting a profile for the son of God. I wonder if Jesus was one of my friends- would it be funny or strange... or offensive... who knows. But guess what! I found Jesus! 4 TIMES!!!

So there ya go.

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