Things I've said this week that prove that I am currently incredibly old:
(On seeing a commercial for Saints Row II [a colossally violent video game])
"Why are they making the kids think that's cool? They ought to be ashamed of themselves!"
(On the decision to see a midnight movie)
"I don't know. Usually I would have been in bed for like an hour and a half by then."
(On seeing a girl in a stupidly short skirt)
"I mean, are they trying to get pregnant? Is this like an ode to that Jamie Lynn whatever?"
(On finding out at that a hot guy was actually 21 years old)
"Good God. Has he gotten chest hair yet?"
(Inside an Anchor Blue)
"I can't shop here. The clothes are made for children- and those trollops from The Hills"
Age- 5
Me- 0
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
1 comment:
Don't feel bad Jenn. I'm 5 years younger than you and I actually said "I don't what the kids are saying these days!" to a server who, was the same age I am... ahhh. How did we become old maids in our young age?!
Post a Comment