Here's what happens when the music stops...

That title is kinda dramatic, right?

It's like, the sound of silence and what happens inside our heads when we are suddenly faced with emptiness and what we do with it....

No- here's what it means. Wait, first, a story. While working at The Theatre, I was loaned a cd that I never listened to and never returned (ps, don't loan me things like that!! Even if I ask very nicely!!!) The cd was the soundtrack to a musical that I'd never heard of, called "Bare". That was January. I listened to it LAST NIGHT. So, the lyrics to the songs are pretty contrived. It's seemed kind of corny, actually, and I was almost, ALMOST disappointed until I decided to check out the musical online...And I read the synopsis. This show is literally the most depressing thing I've ever witnessed. Ever. And I haven't even seen it. Can you imagine being in this show and doing it every night? After like, an eight month contract, wouldn't you have healed over blade marks on your wrists from where you cut yourself so you could feel? (No, just me? Hmm)

Alright- remember how I used to be really, REALLY into the OC? I stopped. Now I'm into Lost. I'm totally into Lost and I swear to God- there is no one on earth who is as into it as me who I can talk to. Wait- I do have a friend who gave me this theory: "The island is another planet, " she said "it's in another solar system and that's why planes and shit get lost on it. It's being protected by NASA and that's why they reported all of the survivors dead".

To which I replied: "Hmm. Interesting." Dude- that friend is a loon.

Okay, so I have no other outlet, I have to get some things out.

1. I used to like John Locke. He was sagey and wise. HE knew how to do everything, He was the literal MacGuyver. Then season 2 happened and he went all crazy face about "the Island" and it's powers, and sacrificed Boone, etc, etc. The fact that they've finally consumated the insanity that is John Locke with the Others just like, made my life worthwile.

2. I'm really, REALLY over the Kate thing. Alright, already, so she's the hottest girl on the island. I know. I mean, Claire is pretty cute too, but you know- Kate hangs out naked alot more than she does. Anyway, she's been leading Jack on for three months, she banged Sawyer (which is understandable however skanky) and then she was somehow surprised that Jack took an interest in someone else. Hmmm. Seriously. Shut up, Kate.

3. If they kill off Charlie, the only likable character, I swear to God, I will lose my mind.

4. Whatever happened to the black smoke creature?

5. I love, love, LOVE the new and improved Sawyer. At first, with the stealing and the sneering, all he had going for him was that body..... which is fucking flawless, but whatever- Then season 2: he takes a bullet for Michael (the asshole)'s son, which is awesome- professes his love to Kate, (whoa), bangs that lesbian Ana Lucia (double whoa) and gets captured which brings me to now. I can't even say how fucking hot it was when he told Kate that she didn't have to use him, all she had to do was ask. Sweet Lord.

6. Jack: Asshole this season. It was getting on my nerves how fucking "good" he was all the time but, uh, please. Lets have some of the old Jack back. And Julliette, for God's sake? Seriously?

7. What are the Others? What are they? Please, Oh, my God, please!!!!

8. I'm so scared, literally terrified that they are thinking about pulling some Sixth Sense bullshit on us right now. Do not even think about it ABC. I know where you live.

9. I know about suspension of disbelief, right? But Hurley- lost weight in season two and somehow has managed to gain it back and then some. I mean, he hikes all the time and lives on fruit. What the hell?

10. It's been weeks! Why doesn't Jin know any more english?

11. Thank you, ABC for killing offf Nikki and Paolo. Burying them alive. Seriously, brava.

12. Did you notice that that guy- the one who interviewed Julliette and is an Other (and played the token Latino on Suddenly Susan) apparently hasn't aged in thrity years? He was like a jungle yetty in the seventies with long hair and then all that changes is- he cut his hair. Seriously not one wrinkle- what is that?

I think that pretty much covers it. I'm anxiously awaiting the season finale so I can have more questions to drive myself insane with all summer.

AND WHAT THE FUCK WAS WITH GREY'S ANATOMY?!?!

Izzy is totally out of her mind. I've decided that. How crazy-face is this girl? Out of nowhere- out of a drunken one night stand she's in LOVE with him? Propositioning him in the locker room? Okay and whoa, Alex! Who do you love? We know you have feelings for someone- but who is it for? Is it Ava/Rebecca- or is it Addison- make a decision and deal with it! Also- what? We waited three seasons for Merideth and Derek to get together so they could break up in two episodes? And DEREK FLIRTED WITH MERIDETH'S SISTER IN THE BAR!!!!! Is that the only place he can find women? And do all of his conquests have to be doctors? And is George leaving the show? WHAT?!?! Shonda, girl, please. If anyone should get the fuck out of dodge it's crazy-face Izzy! Better yet- Burk. Burk! That mutha-fucka left Christina at the alter? WHAT?!?! It doesn't make sense, none of it! Oh and they better not be thinking of introducing those five new characters as interns next season. I'll go gangsta, I will. And, you know what? I don't CARE if Taye Diggs is in the spin off, ABC, I ain't watchin' it. Stupid Addison and her stupid spin off. Fuck ya'll.

Okay- I know, I get a little too involved. Don't worry. I start rehearsals next week and I'll be away from my tv for awhile. I promise.