Hollywood gone wild

I want to tell you about the worst person in Hollywood and the worst thing that could have possibly happened to him.

First of all, Meet Joe Francis. This fucker really pisses me off. This is a smarmy bastard who has made a disgusting fortune off of drunk girls taking their tops off. Absolutely, the girls are just as much to blame as he is- well sort of. I know that I've had alot to drink and become a person I don't recognize. I know I've gotten flirty with men I don't like, kissed men I'm not attracted to and so on. So who's to say that these girls don't do the same thing? Whatever- if some like, fifty year old fat bald guy with glasses and back hair was doing this thing, we'd all point fingers and call him a total freak. But because this asshole looks like this: he gets applauded. He looks like your average rich college guy. t-shirt, over tanned, over coiffed. He's even someone I might check out in a bar. It's gross. I'd like to see this fucker humiliated. I'd like to see him turned into the same kind of object that he's turned all of these girls into.. Okay- but not like this, check this out, this is the most insane thing I've ever heard. This all happened.

Joe Francis goes out partying all night, probably with all of his other Hollywood bottom feeder friends (Paris Hilton, Tara Ried, Nicole Richie) and then comes home really late. As he's walking up to his front door, this guy walks out of it. He's wearing a mask and gloves and he has a gun. The gunman forces Joe into his home and makes him lay down on the ground. He's then bound and gagged with duct tape. The gunman leads Joe around his home and makes him watch while he just takes whatever he wants. It was like last call at the Walmart for this guy. He just took, took, took, like $100,000 worth of crap, right out of his home. Then, he puts Joe on his bed and takes his pants off. He pulls out of his bag a video camera and a dildo and lays the dildo across Joe's ass. He then turns on the camera and at gun point forces Joe to basically say how gay he is over and over. Then, he dresses Joe, blindfolds him, puts him in the back of his Bentley and drives him into the Hills, leaves him there and tells him that if he calls the police he's dead. So Joe frees himself and calls the police- but he has no clue who this psycho is and the case starts to go cold-then, you guessed it. The gunman starts blackmailing Joe for the video. The guy eventually got caught- but holy fresh hell, can you imagine? Jesus, I almost felt sorry for Joe Francis. Okay- he's a slimebag but no one deserves that. That's like- a movie. Sure, we all wanted to see Joe Francis humiliated and objectified, right? Not like that though. That's just wrong.

Joe Francis makes me sick- this guy fuckin' kills me. That's all. You know, I hate that crap. I haate that we put this fictional glass walll around Hollywood, like, they're so perfect, they're so beautiful nothing can happen to them, right? It happens to all of them. It happens to everyone. There are psychos everywhere and no one is safe- even the rich and famous. Anyway, this just like, blew my mind so I had to say something about it.

So there ya go.